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pretend this is the very first moment you've noticed them
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NORMAL HUMAN INTERACTION
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡀⣀⠀⡀⡠⢀⠄⡤⣤⣄
⡄⠄⢄⢒⠔⠮⡍⣍⡥⡭⣭⢌⣂⡒⣂⣒⡒⡂⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡤⠗⡉⡭⠊⠌⠁⠑⠉⠁⠈⠈⠈
⠐⠊⠓⠈⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠁⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⡕⠉⠁⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⣿⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢿⡆⠀⠀
⠀ ⠠⣽⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⢿⠇⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠀⠈⠿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⠈⠛⠽⠿⠷⠦⠤⠶⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠷⠶⡤⠾⠿⠿⠍⠂⠀⠀⠀
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